Even if I watched boxing, and had cable, and had been so caffeinated that I had any hope of staying awake through a guaranteed 12-round decision that didn’t start until fucking midnight, my response would still be “fuck that guy.”

I have no interest in either Earth One series, but I do kind of love the “Christ. He actually put a bat on it.” line. SOMEBODY has to call Bruce out on that nonsense.

Could this be what they were preparing Whitlock for all along?

I thought this exploit was patched out of the firmware a week after people found it. Or did they only kill the ability to run arbitrary code (i.e. homebrew and pirated games)?

The Winter Soldier is a bad movie. The story advances almost entirely through two infodump exposition scenes, the big twist is pulled out of the shared Marvel universe’s ass, the superhero and paranoia thriller elements get in each other’s way constantly, and the climax is a total clusterfuck. The fact that it got the…

Does she also explode every time she’s on screen?

Given the police conduct I've seen, I am certain of the exact opposite.

Super Bowl XXXIX. McNabb’s heave to Owens that fell incomplete with ~20 seconds left instead turns into a ridiculous catch-and-run touchdown, which is taking the hypothetical a bit far but it’s also the only time any of my teams fell short of a title by one play.

Right now, Pillars of Eternity. After next week, it’ll be splitting time with the latest entry in the nerdiest video game series ever to nerd, Dai-3-Ji Super Robot Wars: Tengoku-Hen.

I mean, he's an Avenger, but he can't be in 16 stadiums at once.

Wait....hang on....sorry, false alarm, they did sign Murray but then Kelly traded him for the rights to Maurice Jones-Drew.

The idea that "Blurred Lines" somehow caused the Gaye family any financial hardship is absurd on its face—as if purchasing Thicke's song somehow stopped anyone from checking out "Got to Give It Up" as well or instead.

People are willingly using it, though.

Dear Chip Kelly:

Can it.

Half-Life 4: The Search For Half-Life 3

Nah, Steam is a better product than any of their actual games ever were.

Obviously it's a work, but it's a work that included an actual kick delivered with actual force to actual balls.

Now that's just silly. What are the odds of a Ram getting 30 yards past the line of scrimmage before the sack happens?

It's a shooter. Are there any "classic" PS2 shooters, third-person or first?