Term and rate are useful but it’d be interesting to see purchase price vs. MSRP (and rolled negative equity) to really get an idea.  You could “pay” $1k a month for a Mitsubishi Mirage bought under MSRP and at 0%.  Doesn’t mean you overpaid.  Sure, you could argue the value of investing vs. overpaying but for some…

The Beetle is such a great choice if you hate your kid and don’t mind if they die.

Awful in general but special call-out to “Two of your hyper *pals*.” That just SCREAMS “Hello, fellow kids.”

It’s pretty impressive engineering, and... I hate it.  Let me hear the whine of the electric motor.

“Hey boss, you should see how cheap we snagged this nearly-new car at auction!”

- The new guy.

C4 Corvette!!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/heep

Sounds like there’s a dash of “slow car fast vs. fast car slow” in there too.

Agreed unless you’re putting winter tires on it.  I’d rather have F/R WD with winter tires than AWD without, but if you live in a hilly area, then A/4 WD with winter tires would be the best bet.

I hate to be on the “all CUVs look the same” but I glanced at the silver one and thought to myself “Ooh, Mazda!  Good choice.”

Dude, come on, this is just stupid.

You forgot the Dentists and the Accountants.

I rented one once.  If I had to buy at that area of the market I’d probably pick one up for its cargo capacity if nothing else.  I drove much, much worse rentals.

480v, assuming you’re comfortable living in the car immediately after.

Honorable mention: The Ford Bronco II with what my friend affectionally dubbed, during a forgetful moment, “Big-ass the windows.”

Some truly hideous stuff here, but nobody has mentioned the Hyundai Venue yet. What a hateful little turd.

I’m a total Rivian stan and love electric vehicles but man, it HAS to be a 6BT swap.

Don’t forget, left arm over the steering wheel such that the inside forearm is making contact with the top of the wheel.

... And at the same time, one of the better-looking new BMWs.

Ugh.

Olds Cutlass!

I found it hilarious when they released the SUV as I know someone with the last name “Pace.”

“F-Pace.”

“WELL F YOU TOO, JAAAAAGGGG!”