Dude, come on, this is just stupid.

You forgot the Dentists and the Accountants.

I rented one once.  If I had to buy at that area of the market I’d probably pick one up for its cargo capacity if nothing else.  I drove much, much worse rentals.

480v, assuming you’re comfortable living in the car immediately after.

Honorable mention: The Ford Bronco II with what my friend affectionally dubbed, during a forgetful moment, “Big-ass the windows.”

Some truly hideous stuff here, but nobody has mentioned the Hyundai Venue yet. What a hateful little turd.

I’m a total Rivian stan and love electric vehicles but man, it HAS to be a 6BT swap.

Don’t forget, left arm over the steering wheel such that the inside forearm is making contact with the top of the wheel.

... And at the same time, one of the better-looking new BMWs.

Ugh.

Olds Cutlass!

I found it hilarious when they released the SUV as I know someone with the last name “Pace.”

“F-Pace.”

“WELL F YOU TOO, JAAAAAGGGG!”

Equally as compelling? I’m in. I want integration with my watch via my phone, I want the internet connectivity through my phone’s existing plan, I want no charge map updates, no subscriptions, and access to every app I currently use on Carplay.

That would be “compelling.”  Anything less?  Screw you, GM.

So true. I’ll walk past a Gallardo to go look at a pristine ‘93 Cavalier z24 because the latter is harder to find nowadays.

My High School girlfriend had an NX2000 with t-tops, love that car.  Would definitely be my pick here.

The only way I’d accept this if it’s free.

And it won’t be, because that’s not the point.

WILL U TRADAE FOR A 1954 JOHN DEERRE RIDE ON MOWER AND A BROKEN GAMBOY?1!

Lada Niva!

This thing was decades ahead of Jeep with the whole “angry eyebrows” thing.

And most importantly it feels like an M3, but doesn’t look like one from the front!

Anecdotal counterpoint, we have a 2016 330e with ~15 miles of range and it covers both school drop-offs and pickups with a charge during the day, and any running around to local stores in between. Takes about 2 hours, give or take, on 240v to fully charge.

Then, when the charge runs out I can baby it and get well north…

Especially at the end of the run — I bought a brand new ‘05 Linear for $10k off MSRP.

Great car, and better looking than the Subie.