To me, Old School Nick is "You Can't Do That on Television."

Dodai, I would love if you would do one of these with bridal magazines. Some of that shit is equally bananas, just in fewer hues. Ladies who wear their skinny jeans and cardis and Tory Burch flats on the regular go APESHIT when it comes to wedding fashion, and suddenly there are more ruffles and sparkles than Liberace…

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

Miss Piggy and Kermit done it better

Name that baby "Beloved".

Yes! Vicodin is my pick for winner and I can't even vote for it. Also, this gif will never get old.

That nerdy girl is just a hot chick with glasses on, not even remotely equivalent to the nerdy guy in the real GoDaddy ad.

Even Lenny Kravitz's selfies are cooler than anyone else's.

My ovaries!

You're welcome. Enjoy.

And Luis Borges please!

I hate to say it, but I hope Wintour had the shoot arranged just to get him off her back and never uses the photos.

Lorde!

Well, here's one consideration. Even though more than 15,00o high schools offer some type of AP course, less than 2,300 U.S. high schools offer AP Computer Science. Part of the problem is that anyone who can teach the course is much more likely to take their skills far away from a modern high school and instead go…

Don't bring your kids, spouse, dogs, extended family, imaginary friends, unholy spirits to any place where you aren't 100% sure they will behave in an appropriate manner that will not upset the rest of attendance. If you happen to think they will behave properly and it turns out they don't, then leave. If you miss…

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

"KIDS DO THAT"

code for

"I'M A SHIT PARENT AND I'M RAISING A TURD"

Coulda been worse. Coulda been pink.

Patton Oswalt kinda set the bar pretty high on "cray cray sex stories."