I will thank Avicci for introducting me to Aloe Blaac (the actual uncredited singer on wake me up) All Avicci did was set up some lame house music over a much better song. Aloe is the real artist IMO.

you know who I want to see recreate A-ha's Take on me? NOONE. Because it was perfect the first fucking time, and I certainly do not want it to be done for a POS reality show. ugh

I live in the midwest, where "craft" shows held in high school gymnasiums are a thing. If that Kimye bag featured, say, a triptych of Edward, Bella, and Jacob rather than demons, it would fit right in with the knitted potholders and beaded bracelets, and sell for $15. ART!

That's my *actual* worst nightmare.

I was PRAYING y'all would do a live blog. I'm gonna hate-watch the shit of this.

I saw Blackfish a few weeks ago, and no joke, it still affects me now. I still think about it. I've never been to Sea World, and I refuse to ever set foot in any sort of establishment like Sea World. So appalling. Sea World and its fucking Thanksgiving float can fuck the fuck off. Also, I think everyone should watch…

Chihuahuas are small, cute (I guess), and also extremely annoying, high-maintenance, and bitey. Who could have foreseen this?!

THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

Idris scoffs at People magazine.

The World DivaCup

I'm just gonna leave this here:

bahhahahha ALAN ALDAAAA. but how could you leave out the drop-dead sexiest, jeff goldblum??!

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

I thought that Marina Abramovic was Edina for a moment.

I was always shocked that Pocahontas chose that dork John Smith instead of this stud...

And, less problematically...

I am not watching, and am in laughter and tears from the comments.