Note: Mad Max actually starts when all of these modern smart cars are programmed to redline until the engine seizes.

No, people aren’t buying EV’S because batteries fucking suck. People won’t start buying them until they can be recharged in 5 minutes and there are universal supercharging stations at every gas station.

WE. ARE. SO. FUCKED.

People are not buying EV’s because they are still too expensive. Once the bulk of the R&D will be paid out, and EV’s will become on par with gasoline cars (price wise) then sales will take off.

“Quart” is misspelled on that badge.

I’ll let you drive that.

You are the worst.

Yeah, but some brands manage their dealer better than others. I’m not a fan of Toyota’s modern offerings, but they have a fantastic dealer experience, and consistently good service departments. I love my new Fiestas (yup, two!) and my very hard working and trusty E350 van, but most Ford dealers have showrooms from the…

“They can start doing other things—things they couldn’t do on the continent because there was just too much competition,”

For eight year old CaptainButters this was my Waterloo. Never passed it. Thanks for the great memories.

“300 lbs. of body cladding”

Just buy a Comanche.

Meh. Hit a tree at highway speeds and stop trying to con others into your insurance scam.

Lets go places...without your consent!

America, the creator of “whateva I do what I want!”

RIP diesel

I love the three time zone clocks on the wall having the same time.

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

It’s still infinitely better than not liking any car.

Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:

Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.