I made this because stock is boring.

It's sorta like if you find a robber in your house, you must kill him/her, or else they can and will sue you for damages....

You realize the USA is a country where "bombs bursting in air" is in the national anthem.

A better man would choose a later-generation Dodge Monaco.

Right. My Dad's s been "planning on restoring" his '68 Beetle since, oh....1989 or so.

I love the clean design of my X5 "key"

Original, except for it being a nod to the Slicer that killed HB Halicki

We've long had the best road safety campaigns, often ending with the tag-line "if you drink and drive, you're a blody idiot". Some of them are funny, but most of them are horrific, well produced and highly effective.

I am Ling. Thanks so much for chicken article, Mike. For everyone else, I am real (totally real as The Marco says), my website is real, chickens are real. The Reliant Robin is NOT real, neither is the DeLorean I advertise which got me in trouble with the authorities here: http://www.lingscars.com/images/pdf/asa… ...…

"Used Cars", a 1980 film with Kurt Russell.

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Got a ton of answers here. I asked that same question a while ago.

If you want a car dealership jingle stuck in your head, have I got one for you. This one is from my home state.

Your move.

Please tell me he has a South African cousin Eddie equivalent.

Oh weird tiny Japanese cars, why do I have to live in a country where people prefer monster sized suvs/trucks?

Toyota and their cheap econobox robots. They have no soul, no passion. They are the washing machines of robots!

I've said it before, I'll say it again. If one is asking that much for a rare vehicle, the ad needs to be written like the owner cares about actually selling the vehicle. Yeah, it looks nice, but no interior shots? Missing information in the ad copy? The exterior restoration looks spot on (save the hood scoop) but a…