From their promotional material:

You.... I like you.

You must not speak Jive.

It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

http://movies.apple.com/media/us/stevejobs/stevejobs-memorial-us-20121005_r848-9dwc.mov

All generalizations are false, including this one.

SAMSUUUUUNG!!

Did they say if they tried turning it off and back on again?

Well done, Dr. Hodgins.

Let me know when it finds the Crucible.

As soon as I saw the article I rushed to the comments to see if someone had made a Comic Sans joke..... I cried a little.

It's too tight.

I see what you did there.

Mother of God!

Actually, hilbil has a point; there is a, generally, agreed-upon definition for Patent Troll.

COMIC SAAAAAAAAANS!!!

I count the Gawker network as a major news source; admittedly, it's not as 'major' as Fox News, The Today Show, The Daily Show, etc.

I count the Gawker network as a major news source; admittedly, it's not as 'major' as Fox News, The Today Show, The Daily Show, etc.

It's not okay to post the picture on Instagram.... but it's okay to use it as the lead shot in an article of a major news source? Seems a bit hypocritical to me.... not that I'm arguing your point.

I chuckled because this was all I could see.