If you can afford however much this thing will cost (looks to be a "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" type of situation), then your maid can just get the detergent from the closet/cabinet that it's stored in.

When I first heard that we'd be losing so many pins from the dock connector and then the adapter was $30, I immediately thought that the adapter HAD to have a way to control what goes through which pin.

This pleases Picard.

It's pronounced 'Fronkengadget'.

Of course; that's the only way to survive a nuclear blast!

Well played... Well played, indeed.

Bright side: it's faster than his old phone.

At least the teeth will LOOK nice.... There are enough people abound who already just don't brush their teeth to justify this sort of scientific research. We may not be able to fix 'stupid' (yet), but at least we can make it look a little prettier..

I can't wait for Android-ers to start blaming Steve Jobs for this...

I'm not seeing 7am est anywhere... Maybe that's the time they're opening the doors at the store tomorrow in order to process pre-orders outside of their normal (already hectic) workday.

The 3GS' had a speed increase that, alone, was noticeable enough to spark intrigue. It, also, had a magnetometer and voice control; they aren't the most useful things in a phone.... but that was cool, at least.

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As long as there's been a past, you say?

This was on Penny Arcade the other day and is quite relevant.

I'd have to agree with you there. It's crazy how many people don't even know about the app switcher/tray. I've seen phones with dozens of apps installed.... and ALL of them are in the tray, so the phone is running slow and they don't know why.

Well, considering that I've been reading Gizmodo and a few other sites (which shall remain nameless) almost every day for the past 4 years, and have been 'WOWed' by every iPhone announcement up to this one... I'd have to disagree with you. Something always stands out as being above and beyond just an annual upgrade; a…

If you only have to hire one worker, you can afford the supplies necessary to clean boots every day. Though, I agree with the article on this one; automation seems to be the safest, most affordable way.

As a consumer, I'd have to agree with you; I was totally bored with the iPhone 5 announcement. Everything I heard I either already knew or suspected. No 'WOW' factor. Of course, even if I didn't know anything about it, it still isn't all that exciting when compared to the 4S.

It would be different if it didn't come with one. When you buy a Wii U, you get one of the Pads along with it. I mean, basically, it's a tablet.... Where else are you going to get a tablet with a decent screen for less than USD$100? Honestly, I expected it to cost about USD$150.... So, ¥13440 (USD$172) isn't too far…