Then to him I say...

That is exactly what was said. Now: explain how you got past all the booby traps Jezebel has set up specifically to keep filthy male swine away!

I'm more partial to "I need you to put on your big girl panties' But I also like growing a pair a tits. From what I hear about what goes on with breast feeding they are way tougher than balls

Oh, and again, I am a black girl, and I am used to seeing white women being used as the current standard of beauty. It is actually an interesting twist to see black girls used as the standard for beauty and mass appeal.

Lily Allen is shaking her ass in the video, too. The song was likely recorded well before the video, and the disconnect between what Allen and the dancers are doing and what that lyric says is just one of the many incidental mistranslations that happen between song and video.

I do agree with the other people who said…

I kinda think she is using them more for an example what is most often see in the popular music industry, and because it contrasts with her appearance. I think that she had zero intention of calling black women stupid.

Are they being objectified if they're in on the joke?

Thangs that make ya go hmmmmmm

I fucking love Lily Allen. She does that sugar sweet voice/sassy lyrics thing so well.

NEW LILY ALLEN???

I was not expecting this.

How many people have to identify with a certain sexuality before it can be considered an orientation? I think that Lawsbian should be recognized as a sexual orientation - a Lawsbian is an otherwise straight woman who is sexually and romantically attracted to Jennifer Lawrence. I am a raging Lawsbian.

*sniffle* Who's peeling onions... ?

Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Goddamnit. I've really tried to avoid getting on the JLaw bandwagon. Someone pass the tissues, I'm in for the long haul now...

Can I be your sister wife? We can start a commune.

What do you mean "in my head?"

I still don't understand this "ratchet" thing.

Best friend? I'm already planning our wedding. Adore her.