This was literally the first result on a google image search for "witch doctor santa"

You'll live.

I hope they don't like variety.

Artist's rendering of her ad:

Bingo.

It's not about an amazing, show-stopping voice (though it helps in some numbers), it's about being able to keep up with Sondheim's notoriously difficult scores. And Depp and Carter fell flat (literally...bad-dum-DING). Admittedly, this is more of a technical complaint and there are plenty of valid reasons to like the…

I liked it on a production/conceptual level. I just hated the singing.

OK, we're coming at quality from...different directions, I see. I think that's a pretty good adaptation. "By The Sea" becomes a Victorian postcard nightmare, which is an interesting take

Joke's on you, NBC. My favorite musical was ALREADY ruined.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT TO ME?

Coming in 2014: Taylor Swift as Maria in West Side Story.

oh god, it's Pennywise the Crown

Could be worse

It's obviously one of my faves!

ZAP ROWSDOWER! OMG, I just watched that episode of MST3K...

WHY, BURT? WHY, BURT?

So handsome. He reminds me of Adrien Brody.