Dear The secret ingredient is phone:

Or: Jesus, lady! When I said I wanted to give you a little head, I MEANT cunnilingus!

Mmm... protein.

Damn, Nature... You scary, especially when it comes to sex.

Let's not forget about the lurvely Ooma.

"What the fuck do they think little girls do all day? Read homemaking magazines and do their makeup?"

"And when Dini was working on Tower Prep, Cartoon Network apparently pushed back against his development of his female characters because they couldn't figure out how to make money out of it:"

As if I could not adore her any more... Curse you, JLaw!

White people... >_<

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Don Baker is Joe Don Baker in MITCHELL...

Aw, really? :/ Erika was AWESOME in Lie to Me.

Dear, kshortie16.

Help us, Mae West! You're our only hope!

"12 women who, at one time or another, gave him boners."