His basic thesis: God says that women should shut up if they want boyfriends.

All the rage... Just... All. Of. It.

Now: explain how you got past all the booby traps Jezebel has set up specifically to keep filthy male swine away!

I took this video as seriously as I do Stephen Colbert, because satire.

Me too. I also use "big girl panties".

Or...

Forget your balls out there and grow a pair of tits

I just love how incredibly goofy she is too.

"Something we don't talk about is why having an orgasm is the main goal or the only goal. Who are we to say women should be having orgasms?"

His family is adamant he did the right thing and fronted up to police on realising the sex had gone too far.

Fair enough. Loves me some Kevin Kline tho. :)

This is exactly like the comeuppance section of a heartwarming teen movie (only, we will not all join hands in acceptance and understanding because A&F is going to go bankrupt).
At least there'll be no slow clap building up either.

13-year-old Kansan boy was suspended yesterday for wearing a Vera Bradley purse — and school officials say he can’t come back until he takes it off. Please note: this is real life.

The YTMND is still pretty funny, if the only addition is the tune.

Tom Cruise... this is all I see now...

You can get mushy pea coats as well, but you hafta wash 'em JUUUUUUST right.

Also Alex Louis Armstrong.