As for me... my heart (and my loins) went out to quite a few, including:

Many of my lady friends STILL wish Trent would replace his "Hey, Daria" with their own name. Can't say I blame them, either. Trent defined laid-back awesomeness.

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted by your Awesome.

A very fair point, thanks!

Agreed. It's a very touchy issue, and I can relate. I've been there too, fortunately without the clicheed "I have to chew my own arm off to escape."

But what about men who drink and then get all handsy and don't know that they've raped until they wake up the next morning horrified with themselves? A myth, says Culp-Reeser, who cites research that shows men who already plan on victimizing women will sometimes drink as a way to justify their behavior.

I can't even make the kinky defense on this, because there's no indication that this is based on typical BDSM practice.

But once you have chicken pox you're immune to the negative feelings??

I'm still stuck on the whole "vegan" thing. Why isn't gnawing the cord a viable option? It's hardly different from licking your own wounds. I mean, you're not consuming ANOTHER animal's flesh, so what gives? If she really thinks it's just gross she can say so. I so loathe pretentious justifications. Geez, lady, you…

Right, so I should just ignore the influence that Sunni Islam has had over Saudi culture? I may as well ignore the influence the various sects of Christianity has had over American culture.

And then there's this:

I love Harley. She will always be my muse.

WHY IS THIS ON THE AIR? WHY ISN'T ANYONE CALLING CHILD SERVICES? *Brain 'splodes

This just in: I recently talked to God...

"I like her."

Must... resist... fuck it, can't.

"So... watercolours?"

For a time... I was stuck on this... I'm not proud...