Apparently not. ;)

My wife chats about our sex life with her friends. How can women do this?

Woohoo! Yay for amazeballs! Bust a femur at the interview, should you get it andwhynotcuzyeramazeballstoo! n_n

You spelled "people" wrong. ;)

And I DO feel pretty... Oh SO pretty.

Aww... Do I HAFTA?

Question: Why do women get madder and madder as they ponder something irritating and stupid even when there's no point?

To the window... to the wall...

A Doctor's Bag should fix that right up.

"I wrote it about my wife. She's my good girl. And I know she wants it because we've been together for 20 years."

I don't want to watch Jenny McCarthy.. AT ALL.

And, you're a city of snakes, I see. Everybody goes to a gig with a snake in their handbag... Ssssssss.... Ssssssss... We did that at school!

Yes, yes I do.

My idiocy is THIS big.

A Texan judge sent a girl to live with her grandmother and her grandmother's boyfriend, a registered sex offender, who then raped the girl and murdered the grandmother.

June Fuckin Foray...