The mattress — Do I sleep on top of it? Or does it sleep on top of me?

I want the cinematic equivalent of my childhood bedroom, where I know where stuff is and everything feels comfortable.

I'll still have what she's having.

Seriously missing G4 right now.

Seriously missing G4 right now.

It's interesting that as much as we know about sex, as much as humans continue to have all kinds of sex, sexual behavior can still surprise us, and there are still lessons to be learned.

Man, Stalone really let himself go... Oh wait.

I love Pogo's work. My personal fave? Boo Bass. :)

"I've split up with Duane."

Gluten free... totally sick of. Brian, thoughts?

I don't suppose anyone will be "erecting" anything for Fozzie. Waka waka!

Ohai! Pleez 2 b lookin at mai hairbalz

I know, right? I'll watch him in anything. :)

I'm still blown away that he was Cap. Stottlemeyer. The man's a virtual chameleon.

Le sigh... Willow cares not for your judgements.

I can't tell where the dress ends and she begins. :\

"You can’t get a sandwich with love from the deli.”

they don't mean it literally unless they are the Baba Yaga

Note: Not representative of all, or even most, Austinites.