I so love her on OITNB. <3

And I'm very sorry, "Guys," but my only "womanly duty" is to myself.

(I'm trying to work clean here—Hatch's brother made headlines a few years ago for starting a No Cussing Club, no joke).

Talk about Bible thumping.

But I still — I still think it was funny, so I don't apologize that much. It was a funny joke, sorry!

OMFGILOVEHERSOMUCH...

We are people who work constructively everyday for the advancement of each other's life goals yet it's wrapped up in a power exchange dynamic for our own personal amusement. It would be counter-productive for strangers, acquaintances or friends to consider my sub anything less than the strongest most awesome person in…

Oh, okay! Thanks for the additional info, Sabyne! I stand corrected, Maude is clearly abusive, especially when it's nigh impossible for you to seek any clarification or reassurance about Dorothy's well-being. I wish you the best of luck, that really sucks. :(

It's difficult to say without more information, and even tougher to understand from a vanilla perspective. TPE (Total Power Exchange) is complete submission, 24/7, at all times, and it seems to becoming either more popular or merely more visible. I'm not sure which, but on its surface it appears to be abusive when it…

And next time you've got a free night for socializing, get together with some fellow commoners and celebrate the glory of the proletariat by storming a castle or drinking PBR or both.

Ah, good.

he would cut off some old-school Levi's (ahem, ruin them — tears)

Dearly Beloved... Would you like to buy a Watchtower?

I suppose whichever one is convenient for them, hoping that their "targets" aren't from there.

This gif makes me so happy...

Fair point... I just couldn't resist using that gif. I've been saving it. n_n

This is what is wrong in the world today. you can't even talk to strangers of the opposite sex anymore without becoming a big deal. were these people hurt in any way? ..et cetera, ad nauseum...

OK, so I can't tell if these bros aren't the brightest, and don't quite understand that greetings are almost always reserved for people who already know each other or who are planning on meeting, and not for total strangers, or if they're just assholes who think it'd be hilarious to kiss women against their will? Or…

Well, this is the grossest thing I've seen in awhile and I just watched my dog eat a steaming pile of human feces.