He also said that he and co-star Dakota Johnson have "tangible chemistry," which could mean that this movie will one day replace Showgirls as go-to, premium cable masturbation material for a whole generation of 13-year-olds.
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DJHexadecibel
At least we've still got WireTap.
Michael Lohan "SLAMMED" Dina Lohan for doing cocaine with Lindsay, because HOW DARE SHE BORROW HIS COCAINE SATCHEL WITHOUT ASKING.
Thicke and wife Paula Patton are really laying it on THICK
Flawless...
Looks like they may need to reset the counter...
Right, because pointing out the sexualised stereotype of NFL cheerleaders is totally grounds for ad hominem name calling and strawmen. You sure showed me. ;)
And Ogre linebackers. :)
Because the ladies just can't resist doing the splits.
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Packers!
Bathroom's a bit more hygienic... also saves on the washing. :)
I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. [Ed. note: EVEN CHEFS? No way!]
Sorry, my "essence" is located in my brainmeats, not my crotch. Thanks for playing though.
Or, at least... have some sanitizer...
The Hall Boys (tm)...
Certainly the helmsman of my heart. I love him so. :)
You Dithering Harlot is a terrific band name
Something tells me that, in that family, she never dictates *anything* to her husband.