My favourite is still from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law:

Or he's still unsure if his observation CAUSED it to move.

Lol! Fair point. :) I just couldn't resist the Heisenberg Principle joke. ;)

Heisenberg has never heard of the clitoris. Heisenberg doesn't make love.

A hydrated husk is a healthy husk. :)

In my experience with my ladyfriends, dude waiters will place the check in front of me, and lady waiters between us. It shifts back and forth, but it's usually put between us, which is kinda neat... I guess.

Well, you should at LEAST drink more fluids. n_n

But if one woman didn’t want to forgive…she would have been visited by Bishop Neurdorf, Manitoba’s highest authority, and "he would have simply explained to her that if she didn’t forgive, then God wouldn’t forgive her."

Seein' the SKINS love... Nice. :)

That's nothing. X Factor featured a starlet who's sexual prowess doubled as sexual healing. Man, the 70's were weird.

Did someone say funky?

#INeedMasculinismBecause I should just be able to whine about not getting laid instead of growing as a person.

So what are we going to do? Well, in light of that idiotic Catch 22, I know what I'm going to do. Whatever I fucking feel like doing. I'm sick of being told that I'm navigating my own abuse wrong. I am not interested in being anyone's chew toy—you can chew on me, but I am full of poison.

I don't want to live on this planet any more...

The short answer is: no. The long answer is: noooooooooooooooo

From one woman sitting alone at a computer to another: it's fine. I love it here. I don't have to wear pants or brush my hair or rub the mascara smears out from under my eyes.

This just in: feminism means that sex must always be a celebration of one's specialness as an individual.

your hair transforms into radioactive dreads.

Srsly, tubing in an ACTUAL river is much more fun and relaxing anyway... plus ERMAHGERD ERKAHERL!