It comes in three flavours, French Mehnilla, Cawfulee, and Double NOcha.

"As soon as Lindsay Lohan finishes rehab, she's going to Disney World! Er, Europe, she'll be going to Europe. Then Disney World, probably. But Europe first."

"Anthony Weiner is a guy who, from the outside at least, is looking more and more like a hapless human whose mind has been completely taken over by an exhibitionist brain slug attached to his crotch."

I tried marketing...

I'm a big proponent of toys, but these... I tend to opt for exiting, stage right.

"Well, hey there, Vagina! You're looking dapper as ever!"

And thank you, Sir or Ma'mselle for appreciating such a groaner. ;)

Dicks Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist. HUUUAAGGHHH!!!

Only if we keep buying their stuff. ;)

A good point, but a little unfair. We don't want to help people in need to feed some sort of hero complex, but out of a sense of empathy.

"Did Zimmerman stage the crash? Did he just happen to be in the right place at the right time? Did Zimmerman's friends on the police force help him out in a ham-fisted (let's call it
"copsmart" in this context) scheme to boost his battered reputation? Did aliens build the pyramids? Is the whole universe a random…

But the Good Samaritan Law protects those who try to help, even if they end up causing more damage or death as a result. Or should, anyway.

ERMAHGERD... FERCKFERCE...

Oh, you DID get that? I was worried for a second. ;)

Brur Coat?

They're polyhedral!