You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

I hear the UK have been pretty happy to have finally got rid of that unfunny twat.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

He made the touchdown by a hare.

That is a terrible idea.

Which one is Sombra? Is it the bird?

Battleborn is like Barb from Stranger Things. . and Overwatch is Will Byers. . .

I laughed but remember how traumatized archer was when he saw a tiger get murdered? Not his style

Retired Archer?

Overall, the SNES was a better system than the Genesis. Luckily, my best friend lived down the street and we would swap consoles. It was truly a console war during that era.

Yes. Yes he did.

Did you just go hipster on emotes?

time to let go....there’s a great big world out there

Y’know, I kinda agree that this game has been teased out for too long, with not nearly enough shown to make an informed purchase. I’m reminded of Spore, which made big promises, and was crap. I thought the Game Awards reveal was cool, but this was never a game I wanted to buy, especially when I realized it was devoid…

True, unless he ends up on a planet with an over abundance of resources and makes a bee line to the center of the galaxy with a beastly over upgraded ship.

KRATOS HAS A BEARD.

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.