Ichiro and Pavel Bure. 

Michael Rapaport makes my skin crawl.

I get bumped to first / business often because of my work travel, and can’t say I’ve ever seen someone turned away from the fancy front toilet.

You sonofabitch. That closing credits song is probably the earliest ear worm I can recall from my childhood.

Ever since I watched the first season of Patriot on Amazon, “guy” has been my alt for dude.

Sendejo is trash.

I’ve been a Cubs fan since I was 5 or 6. After they won in ‘16, I took a step back because it was cathartic and because I knew the bandwagons were rounding Wrigley in force.

So, he’s going to commit prison “suicide” too, eh?

Came to the comments to ask the same question. Florida trash gon’ trash.

And gross, too.

The only time the use of “we” with sports teams yanks my chain is when bandwagon fucks who have never been to Tuscaloosa talk about Alabama like they’re suiting up on Saturday.

But plugs. *snickers*

Got him.

AB was the worst and most boring part of this season of Hard Knocks. In case you didn’t watch, this season featured: a “comedy” routine by Frank Caliendo, multiple conversations about paint drying between Derek Carr and Hunter Renfrow, and a furious Nate Peterman yelling “Shoot!” and “Dang it!” and “Frick!” after…

Hey guys, I just read about this crazy thing and I just had to share. It’s called “don’t hit women.”

Steve Austin told a story on Hot Ones about shitting his shorts during a show. “Time to go home” was the safe word that told his opponent that it was time to end the thing. Doubt Kenta could put together any string of safe words during that match, so shame on his opponent and the ref for letting that match continue.

I’m in medical school. At what point can I reply to an airline or public page for a doctor? I really want to do this though I know that it’s lame to want public praise.

Or, you know, we could not do it instead?

Thanks, Britta.