Still not sure why this one tanked. I really enjoyed it.

This is the worst news I’ve read this week.

I miss perusing that shit in Skymall while flying.

He just shaved it off. 

I really don’t like kids, but holy shit is that little girl adorable.

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that show. 

Comparing her to Missy? How fucking dare you. 

THAT’S how ebola got started?? I’m never going to a Bob Evans ever again.

Rowing machines are the most underrated pieces of equipment these days.

Mayopolitan! Please please please can I borrow this term???

Why couldn’t this shit happen to Barstool?

I’d gladly pay a monthly fee for Deadspin, AVC, Gizmodo and Kotaku.

I just turned off ABP for this site and suddenly understood what annoying autoplay ads everyone has been complaining about. Thank god for ad blockers.

Who tf are you calling chef’s kiss???

Das booooooooo

My first job was as a cashier at Winn Dixie in high school. Occasionally had to deal with surly customers with expired coupons, but other than that it was easy peasy.

Roberto Aguayo: Roberto Aguayo

My initial reaction was “meh, it’s not Band of Brothers”. However, my second viewing made me pretty ashamed of that assessment. Be warned, it’s much rougher than BoB.

DING DING DING

Further proof we need to abolish the USPS.