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We would have also accepted “any music awards show.”

It was only the OL who did the drill, so, never.

Considering he was our OL coach, I’m not entirely sure.

I made a similar joke during my FF draft when someone took the LAC DEF. Groans galore.

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

My grandmother’s recent funeral had some reefer, but dammmmn it should have included milkshakes, a bounce house and fireworks.

757!

Saw this last night and it was so much fun. Highly recommended. 

Carson Wentz looks like a thumb dipped in red pubes.

He runs better than I do and he’s 40 years my senior. 

I didn’t find the helmet saga too fascinating. Getting a tattoo during training camp on the other hand...

Oh, come on. This past week’s milquetoast interaction between Derek Carr and Hunter Renfrow was easily the most exciting thing I’ve watched in years.

At the gym last night a 20-something guy strolled by my treadmill gabbing away with his phone in front of his face. Couldn’t tell if he was livestreaming or facetiming, and couldn’t hear his conversation because of my headphones. Two minutes later I look over and he’s ashamedly walking his ass back out the gym, and

Clear eyes, full hearts, blackmail everyone.

+1 Cubs fan

I laughed way harder at that than I probably should have.

Watched the match highlights and thought the video was skipping. Miocic really went after Cormier’s ribs hard with the left repeatedly.

I see what you did there.

*Salutes in American*

“Twelve-year-old boys can be extremely scary”