Which brand / model do you use?

Can you imagine what the world would be like now if Jake’s parents had let him play Charlie Conway?

Prison should take care of the stabbing and slitting. 

Morning drive time radio is the absolute lowest form of entertainment.

If you think that another country’s citizens are more humble than us, I’ll punch you square in your stupid, foreign-loving face.

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That’s insane. I couldn’t tell you the name of a single kid I played LL with 25 years ago. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzXbmQ-JLmE

It’s gotta be L’Carpetron Dookmarriott.

I can’t believe Ichiro never hit for the cycle.

Guys who have been married for longer than 6 months and refer to their old lady as “my bride” give me the creeps.

Soccer “fights”

The top 3 offenders are Ohioans, Tennesseeans and South Carolinians.

Nice reference, gumshoe.

Does Jet Jaguar make an appearance????

How do you pass on being the Toronto John Candy???

Thank you for your service.

THIS might be the thing that unites people of every race, creed and color.

The guy with the mohawk and no teeth.

He did Nazi that reaction coming.