Is this a kissing book?

Lifelong Cubs fan. Moved to Chicago in my 20s, and naturally chose Wrigleyville as my neighborhood. One month into my first season I realized I’d made a huge mistake. It’s tough hating your own team’s fanbase.

Brienne giddy smiling made my night. 

5'6" 300? No way he ran anywhere.

Dee, you bitch.

“...Willow and Jaden Smith remind me of Jaime and Cersei Lannister.”

As if we needed further proof that umpires are the most fragile, self-serious fuckers on the planet.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guilt by association. Open and shut.

Why not go ahead and charge him with child murder too?

I go to the first floor jack’s in my office when it’s time to make. No one ever uses it, or comes in.

Yes, when plopping at the office or the airport. Everywhere else I let ‘em loose sans camoflush. 

+1 compromise

I’m cool with Arman @ #3, but Han-san is definitely top 3. 

I really enjoyed this one over the weekend, but I gotta say that Red sounded a little too much like Teddy Perkins. Took me out of it a few times. 

YES! Loved that show even if I ended being one of a few people who actually watched it. 

I thought their defense(s) hinged on dazzling opponents with 1,000 different versions of a uniform?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.

If only I had tied my gay dating app, Meatballs, to some over-priced bluetooth-enabled kitchen appliance, I wouldn’t be drowning in failed app development debt.

Children too.