The fuck? I’ll admit I sometimes go a day or two on the weekend without showering, but If I don’t brush my teeth at least twice a day the whole world seems off.

“they gonna paint me a bad picture every time.”

Either way it’s fucked up. 

Fuck. That. Guy.

Roundball Rock is even better with lyrics:

Cooch? Geez, guy. 

I really enjoy Steve Young’s ZzzQuil ads.

Tippi was commenting on how Buffalooneys snort Coca-Cola. They’re fucking weird up there.

Good question. More often than not when I see an article these days that says “EVERYONE is pissed at ________” the article will use tweets with 3 likes and 4 retweets as their proof.

My favorite pill:

Sure, here you go!

Yes, please!

I already watch a lot of football, but I would watch so much more if the Terrace House commentators took over the booth.

I rewatched Spider-Man 3 last week and somehow it was worse than I remember. Aside from the shit storyline, the laughably horrible emo Spidey, and James Franco’s incredible acting, the CGI was breathtakingly baaaaaaaaad. That movie came out just over 10 years ago, yet the swinging and web slinging scenes looked like…

My favorite part of press videos featuring the subway is when they show people who clearly never use the train struggling to swipe their cards.

In my 30-plus years on Earth, I’ve met plenty of Seans, Shawns, Shauns, and even a Shon. I’ve never even seen the word Shean before today. 

There are at least 1,000,000,000 things that would tip me off to being in the wrong apartment seconds after I opened the door, including:

Appropriate response: confirmed. 

DragonForce?

The only thing I liked about MGK’s video was a comment that said “his body looks like a middle school desk”