Hotel Artemis was really entertaining. AXL, on the other hand, was hot garbage.

Was this played at Levi’s Stadium?

General Elevah Fough-Tate fought for the South, idiot.

“Coffee and a dip, it’s time to shit.” – a near rhyme I just made up

Troll: confirmed.

It’s so juicy, yet there’s a smack of pear to it.

Juicy Pear® is indeed the best flavor.

Recently went to South Korea and I can confirm that their baseball games are infinitely more entertaining than our baseball games.

There was a WNBA thread on reddit the other day and I needed a shower after reading that garbage.

He also had a HS friend named Boner.

THIS. Dude has the same charisma programming as Zuckerberg.

Ecru, motherfucker.

SC born and raised here. Seeing the team run onto the field with a Panthers staffer hoisting the SC flag makes me feel weird. 

Pret-tay pret-tay pret-tay pretty close.

You expect me to eat some hot lettuce water after I just finished loading up on a delicious Burger King breakfast? Side note: did you know you can get a refill on any drink you want and it’s free?

The only thing Swearinger loves more than hitting is jawing about his hitting.

The same fans that complain about Snyder ad nauseam are the same fans who week-after-week shell out cash on his tickets, merch and concessions. If you hate him so much, the only way to get rid of him (other than murder) is to hit him in the wallet. 

I popped my shoulder out while reaching for my towel after a shower a few weeks ago. My sports glory days are well behind me. #30isoldAF

How DARE you. I’m about to send these hands forever to thee.

Normally I’d echo you comment, but he was recording it for his trainer who is a former professional powerlifter that lives far far away. If he were a streamer, I’d be pissed that roidrage didn’t kick him in the teeth instead of the bar.