The number and variety of Christmas tree ornaments is baffling.

I’ve visited twice (once with coworkers, and once with my parents when they were visiting the city), and both times we left much quicker than expected. The combination of the tourists with selfie sticks / field trip kids running amuck and the overwhelming sense of sadness that permeates the building were just too much…

When the museum first opened, my coworkers and I went and visited. In the gift shop there was a cheese plate in the shape of the US map, with stars placed over NYC, the Pentagon and the spot in PA where the other plane was forced into the ground. Afterwards, we couldn’t stop talking about who the type of person that…

Social media is the gift that keeps on giving.

Got him.

Agreed! That’s probably why this is one of my all-time favorite songs and not just a cover:

I hadn’t seen that Sherman-getting-roasted clip until today, but heard a lot about it and thought people were exaggerating. It was actually worse than I was expecting.

YES! The 3 seconds of silence after he answers is incredible. You can almost hear everyone in the audience, and Sajak, thinking to themselves “what the fuck?”

Full disclosure: I read the comments on Yahoo articles because it’s like taking a good, long look into the disgusting heart of Trump’s America. That said, the comments on any of the recent Urban Meyer articles have given me cancer.

I couldn’t believe when kids got North America and still didn’t win. 

I only watch Wheel for the idiotically hilarious answers. I truly believe they throw a person on every episode whose brain just can’t work out half-spelled words.

Easily the most infuriating thing as a child for me was watching the more athletic partner stand next to the host while his (or her) awful partner stumbled through the temple. The second most infuriating thing was the big map finale on Where in the is Carmen San Diego.

Purple Parrots FOR LIFE.

Read the comments on that video. It’s like a time capsule of dipshittery. 

Jermaine Stewart – We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off

Quick question: who the fuck is Davis Webb?

That slogan gives me a heart-on.

Maybe if instead of taking a knee, Kaepernick did that some weird WU Tang hand gesture where he shoves his fingers in his mouth he’d have a roster spot?

‘Twas aa comment roller coaster of emotions.

I’ve grown and learned : Jameis Winston :: Thoughts and prayers : GOP