This feels different from the standing O Ray Rice got in Baltimore.

Let the players protest however they want. Jesus tapdancing Christ I can’t believe we’re still arguing over this bullshit.

As a born-and-raised Southerner, that was my first reaction. 

Crybaby can never show his face in that gym again, right?

Close. His nickname is “Large”

He brought his glove to the game too, didn’t he? What a precious little 26 year-old scamp.

YES. 

Ah yes, the ol’ make sure my entire family is seen clearly on security cameras for an entire hour before we rob the place routine.

Same. God’s Plan came on the radio during my drive to work this morning, and... just... THIS dude is supposed to be one of the best in the game?

That clip gave me vuvuzela flashbacks. 

And the jagged edge of a broken door! And a broomstick! And a baseball bat! 

So, is Spruce Grove the [insert name of Florida city] of Canada?

Carnivals are meth only, guy. 

As much as it pains me to say, I agree.

Got him.

Why would anyone ask Greg Maddux a basketball question?

Liiiiiiiiike for real?

Maybe it’s only because I’m a jaded, old advertising guy, but I LOVED that. Thank you for sharing.

6'4" 240 kg.

“If a gay person wants to subject themselves to the punishment of marriage, do it up.” - my uncle who has a drinking problem but is apparently a much better person than this soccer player