Sigh..........

I thought money laundering operations were supposed to be a bit more... discrete?

Do you even STAG bro?

I really like Zak Brown, probably one of the few team bosses that doesn’t BS any interviewer, isn’t afraid to tell it like it is and when interviewed by SkyTV’s F1 team at the Monaco race last weekend about the Indy 500, he didn’t sugarcoat anything and really took the blame as the CEO for how unprepared they were…

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

Of course she knew. It was clear from the onset. She was asked to pose for fake rowing photos, for goodness sake.

They’ve decided snatching defeat from the jaws of victory wasn’t a good strategy for them and now they’re just going for defeat. Full stop.

Wow. You guys are something— an online threat to me and my family? That’s a felony these days.

You know, I’m going with an actual tunneling expert and the staff at MIT on this one. The fact that Musk is such a pompous “expert” that he wouldn’t even return the entreaty from somebody who actually knows something is pretty telling.

Yup, LA is well known for having stable ground. It’s not like there are dozens of active fault lines there. . . .

This is an incredible amount of effort for something so rare. Honestly, even reading this was more effort than it’s worth. It’s like buying a safe deposit box every time you buy a Powerball ticket.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I don’t like the execution, but if people didn’t think Dany would end up being the villain, they never understood the show they were watching.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Why would you think an immigration plan would have to have a plan for immigrants? Fake news.

Jared looks like he uses baby shampoo

If someone claims that they were inspired to vote against Sanders and Democrats because of their support for the right of felons to vote, then that person is lying because they were never, ever going to vote for Sanders or a Democrat.

Roughly 2.3 million people are incarcerated in the United States right now. Those 2.3 million people may not matter to you for whatever reason, but they’re still human beings. They live under the government’s custody and control, but they have no say in determining who gets to be in the government that controls every…