I got dumped pretty spectacularly, once. My ex-boyfriend’s birthday was four days later. I agonized very briefly over whether I should call him, or send a card, or something, to wish him a happy birthday, but ultimately decided not to.

It is not. People are effing crazy sometimes.

Can’t edit comment, but here is example: wrap dress I made for high school reunion. I admit, the bell sleeves were perhaps not the most flattering decision.

I have tried on a hundred faux-wrap dresses in my life (some because oh screw it I love that fabric, and some because I mistakenly thought they were real wrap dresses), and hated every single one. STOP EVEN USING THE WORD “WRAP” IN THESE. It is draped, or with a wrap-style skirt, it is not a wrap dress. Quit getting…

I think you just won the fish naming contest. Behold, Seamus Shillelagh Angst.

I can’t wait to have a wedding for the sole purpose of not inviting my mother.

Scientology doesn’t care. They got paid.

Oh god. I hear her voice in my brain.

Alright, I’m convinced, Neil and Yoko are in cahoots.

It’s encouraging 1950’s gender norms in the same way Romeo and Juliet is encouraging teen suicide.

Yeah. But that’s part of the fun. Have you ever seen Grease performed by actual teenagers? It’s lame as hell.

Jessie J will kickoff the festivities with the credits track “Grease (Is the Word).”

- the pope

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Sometimes I re-watch that Diamond Dan scene for science.

Then you probably know about this nonsense too

Per legal decisions in the US (I don’t know about elsewhere) the ring is considered a gift in return for marriage, so it should be returned if there is no marriage.

Yes, but it’s not the eyes — the resemblance is all in the chin.

This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.