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I can't say I'm embarrassed by how much ours cost (right around $20k, Boston suburbs, at my parent's home, 100+ people) but sometimes I wish it was in my bank account instead... We weren't really tied to the idea of a big wedding but our families sure were! We had a blast but that money would have made my bank

Okay, please stop being embarrassed. Or alternatively, take comfort in the fact that I outspent you,tidily, in fucking Canada. I, like you, am still married, still happy, and still look back on my wedding as an amazing day that I'm so happy to have shared with the people I love (and sooooo much delicious food and nice

us too. we spent between 20-25K ( i can't remember how much) including dress and honeymoon.

Ah, sweet divorce.

Yeah, What Hannibal's mom said.

Once I switched to showering at night, my hair woes disappeared. Put it up in a twisty bun thing overnight, and POOF, CURLS. All I gotta do is get bangs damp and curl them under with the blowdryer. Life changing!

It looks like the cover of one of those cheesy YA books that horsey girls love. Sarah of Wasilla.

that tweet is so bad it makes me want to violate some civil liberties

God, Stacey Dash is basically the "black friend" of every racist who says they're no racist.

Seen his penis in a play. It's a pretty good penis.

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

Everybody is reporting this incorrectly. While it may be spoken as "James" it is spelled Yjaiymeise which is a collection of perfectly curated letters that are hand harvested from 100% biodynamic veganic fair trade locally sourced alphabets.

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing basketball shorts, Adidas rubber slippers with socks, and a wool pullover with Celtic patterns.

My laundry pile is very, very sexy and now I'm very sexually aroused.

White people should stick to what we know: Controlling the weather and hoarding ammo.

I just DO NOT WANT A BABY ON THIS SHOW. I'm sorry, I just don't, no matter how cute Danny as a Dad would be. I feel like "I'm pregnant!" is drama that's just thrown into a show to make it more interesting when in reality it does nothing for the show because it's not like babies have personality they can bring to the

I went for sparkly sandals with no heels. (Well, about 1/2" wedge.) Comfy and fun and wonderful, and about $50.

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No. They care about sending a message: next time she needs to fire a warning shot to defend herself, she should try being white while doing it.

I never threatened in any way, but I was the mom that wanted her to try on 2 dresses I liked. She liked them fine and looked cute in them, but didn't light up like she did with THE dress.