Rules for men in court (from a 25-year woman courtroom lawyer):

Filner was quoted as saying that this decision isn't in response to the scandal but rather a desire on his part to spend more time creeping out his family.

What are you even talking about? I totally bounced back from labor. I mean yeah my hand was a little sore from the brutal hand holding, but honestly I was my old self again in like 15 minutes. Oh, wait, we're not talking about the guys here? Sorry, I was confused.

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"