I mean, Mahomes is obviously the one I'd pick to build a team around if I was choosing right now, but Watson is at least pretty clearly better than Trubisky.

I’m an Englishman who moved to Mexico in 2010 to become an English teacher. Knowing nothing about NFL I asked a coworker called Erik who had really helped me who he recommended and without a second’s doubt he recommended the Browns.

Yeah, "I'm not racist, but..." is *always* followed by something very racist.

Phoever-ever?

If you could pick one specific model of car that you could punish people by forcing them to drive it for eternity, what do you pick and who do you use your powers on first? For example, if you went with a diesel Chevette, you can stick as many people as you want with one, but it’s irreversible and you can’t change the…

I’ve never paid that much for an entire car.

Definitely read “Mississippi State star Jake Mangum” as “Mississippi State star Jake Magnum” and was pretty disappointed when I realized my mistake. 

Yeah it’s really bad. The engraved sections aren’t even close to centered on the spokes.

I think I’m just getting some ADD because I can’t actually drive either of them right now (both manuals, recovering from knee surgery). I’ve been borrowing a C5 A6 Avant with the 3.0 V6 which is a nice car, but very unexciting.

More exciting like an Elise.

I wouldn’t say I’m tired of it, and it’s in great shape/not a big deal to keep running. I think if I did anything I’d actually want something that was a little bit more of a project- I’m a pretty good mechanic and like working on stuff.

I have a 2000 Tacoma as my daily driver and a 1999 M3 coupe as my fun car. They’re both great, but I’m toying with the idea of getting something less practical/more exciting than the M3 since I’ve got a reliable DD. Is this dumb or should I try something else?

Agreed, but more importantly, what’s the funniest possible outcome of his contract situation? I want him to stay in Boston and just decide to chuck 35 shots per game all season just be a dick.

I’m 5 weeks into the same shit. Grade VI tibial plateau fracture with a bonus fibula break, but that one’s peanuts by comparison. 8 more weeks non-weight bearing to go. The worst.

No horse in this race, but I couldn’t agree more about getting rid of offsides reviews. They’re a scourge. If it wasn’t obvious enough that the linesman gets it on the ice, it’s close enough.

Please come drop a big cartoon anvil on my head.

I get why it isn’t, but if the Australian market 70 series Land Cruiser troopie or wagon (preferably the troopie) was available in the U.S., I would absolutely buy one. I can afford a new vehicle, but my vehicles are all 20+ years old, because I *like* simple, analog things like that.

No joke. You could build something so much cooler and crazier with a new Canyon and $40 grand. Or much better, a 90s mini truck and $40 grand, in which case it'd also be way cheaper.

This Pacers-Celtics game is the basketball equivalent of when my dog eats his own shit, and then pukes it back up.

As someone who occasionally hoses out the bed of their truck (a Tacoma even), I feel confident in saying that it’ll take longer to hook the hose up to this thing than it does to do it the old fashioned way.