There’s no way they’re going to do a version with a shorter cab/longer bed (something like the Tacoma Access Cab), right?

Someone who works in the same office park as I do has an R63. I really want to find out what sort of maniac actually bought one, but I’ve never seen them, just the... vehicle, whatever it is.

I mean, have you seen Russ' numbers this year? I'd be pretty comfortable telling him to take a shot at me, the odds of him missing are in my favor.

Not strictly related, but I just about had an aneurysm when, during the Leafs-Flames game the other night, the TSN dipshits got all in a huff because the Leafs (correctly!) had a goal upheld after a review to see whether it got kicked in. Both the in game commentators and the studio guys between periods were trying to…

That’s true, but also Drew said that they just didn’t make one this week.

This rules. There’s no way he gets fined for that hit if it gets called correctly during the game. It’s the absolute most NFL shit possible to take something that people were mad about, and performatively TAKE ACTION in a way that makes nobody happy and solves nothing, in a way that they would never have considered…

I feel more strongly about Bonds than I do about Clemens, though I absolutely think they should both be in. But yeah, Bonds was positively stupendous. Also, let’s not forget that he was still super productive at the end of his career, and was willing to DH at the league minimum and nobody would sign him for...…

It’s not like those guys were *that* much better than the other dudes on the ballot, right?

*checks notes*

I don’t care about the Heat at all, but the new Vice uniforms are the coolest ones in sports. They’re good and I like them.

Yep.

I searched for “Blizzard Spur” on my local Craigslist the other day (I was shopping for skis). The only hit was an ad for a 2010 Prius in Blizzard Pearl, with, I shit you not, the following list of keywords tacked on:

This. I rented a JK Rubicon in Utah a couple years ago. It was very good off road, but it did NOT need more power. It definitely wasn’t fast, but I also had no interest in going more than 80 in it. I mostly daily drive a 2000 Tacoma with a 1.5" lift and 32s, which is hardly the last word in handling or ride…

Holy shit people do that? That should be illegal.

I’ll take “Headlines I Did Not Expect To Read Today” for $100, Alex.

Dried cranberries are 1000x better than raisins in oatmeal cookies. Raisins can fuck right off.

MLB teams scored an average of 4.17 runs per game this season. That stat illustrates just how good deGrom was and just how much the Mets sucked ass, in equal measure.

Or needs 3 cubic inches.

I don’t know why you’re surprised. Of course the reanimated corpse of Derrick Rose went off on Halloween.

This is awesome and hilarious, but they could have made it awesomer and hilariouser by inviting Dave Roberts to get in on the action too.