Ahem.

The funniest I've ever gotten (I'm a straight dude, for context) was "On our first date, I'll carve our initials into a tree. It's the most romantic way I can think of to let you know I have a knife."

That was certainly my intention.

No, more like exasperated acceptance that I won't see the sun for the next 3 or 4 months joke hate.

I hate you.

BMW and Merc used to use these too.

If it's AWD and starts in the ballpark of $30-33k there's a damn good chance it's my next car too. Fingers crossed.

I'm a Seahawks fan and I'll give you that.

Don't you mean TL;DR: stay out of Virginia?

Evidence deserves mention for being a REALLY good photographer.

There's "The Farmer Wants a Wife" in Australia too.

I bet he's got khakis on under that. Kinda like Tobias on Arrested Development with his jorts.

The use of the phrase "translucent light" makes me want to punch someone. Specifically whichever idiot it was that wrote it.

If the NFL tests inflation by weighing the balls, what's to stop a team from inflating the balls with something a little more dense than air, thereby achieving a legal weight, at a lower pressure?

I mean, I assume there's a rule against that, but it seems like a really easy/obvious way to cheat.

Also, not to be that pandering jackass, but what does a guy need to do to get out of the perma-gray? Honestly asking.

Do you think this development might lead to the USAF revisiting the idea of retrofitting modern engines to the B52? I remember something about them looking into it, but dismissing he idea as too expensive at the time.

Can someone please buy this so I don't? K thx.

Thanks.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but do you ever agree with anyone on anything?

Or if they do, I hope it's soaked in every bodily fluid imaginable.