I'm a Seahawks fan and I agree. The rules suck.

BMW 2002.

Blake Sims? That guy DEFINITELY deserves a Reggie Cleveland award.

I came to say exactly that. Their complete refusal to throw anywhere near Sherman was clearly limiting.

I miss my M3 :(

Fair point. Neither of those is particularly appropriate here though (I presume).

Oxford English Dictionary defines electrocute as "Injure or kill someone by electric shock". By that definition, this qualifies.

Yup. I'm American but I've driven in the UK, Australia and Japan, and it really isn't that hard. The turn signal/wiper swap always gets me way worse than anything else.

Talented female white rapper, found. I give you Dessa:

Calmer than you are.

It's truly remarkably bad, given how popular it is.

Fairly shortly after I moved to Seattle, I went out by myself on a Friday evening, and ended up at a bar in Belltown that had a punk show on. I had a couple beers, and was hanging out by the bar, and started chatting up a girl about my age (mid 20s). We hit it off, and she evidently thought getting me reeeally drunk…

I assume the first baseman didn't just trot it back to the base because he heard the safe call and decided he'd better get the lead runner at home.

Howard was in-fucking-credible, but we didn't deserve to win. The US played their hearts out, but got beat by a superior Belgian side, simple as that. Still a game to walk away from with heads high, and just getting out of that group was an accomplishment.

That's a lot better than I'd realized.

Alternate headline: Clayton Kershaw Pitches Against the Rockies

I want an e9 with that swap.

When I turned 16 and got my permit, my family only owned manual transmission cars, so I just dove straight in. My very first time driving was quite an adventure.

Beat me to it. Too easy.