So Sparty = Rob Ford?

This. Props to the guy for getting creative.

It it just me, or does this kinda sound like Johnny Damon all over again?

Wait, do they actually have a 5 gallon tank? 5?!?!?!

Love.

In my experience, diesels do consume very little gasoline.

All the goals scored from in the offensive zone? I remember winning a game by a similar score in high school where we just started shooting from mid ice because that was about the only way we could think of to let up without just playing keep away all game, and still scored a few that way.

I definitely don't have a good explanation for it, but I'm rarely a fan of blue cars. The two obvious exceptions that come to mind are the e39 M5 in Le Mans blue, and the Noble M600 in whatever they call their shade of pastel blue. Just don't do it for me.

I've had a few shiftable autos as rentals, and even then I got bored of using them after about an hour of driving (and this is coming from someone who has only ever owned manual cars). EASILY the worst was a Subaru Impreza with a CVT with defined shift points. That thing was miserable.

My e36 M3 had halfway decent manual height and tilt. Still more finicky than electric controls though, and they confused the everloving shit out of everyone who ever got in the car though, I had to explain them an awful lot.

Both cars I've ever owned with a CD changer (e36 M3, B5 S4) had it in the trunk.

"Devotion"? Is this vodka or perfume, I'm confused.

The "cooking with peanut oil" comment was dumb. However, any genuine outrage over the "chink in the armor" is ridiculous (I realize I'm way late to the party, but this is the first I've heard of it somehow). I accept that "chink" is potentially a racial slur, but it also has an entirely legitimate second meaning,…

I have an S4 Avant. I too want answers.

I'm a dyed in the wool Red Sox fan and I also find this narrative unendingly stupid. We've had it good of late, there's no arguing that. I'm still immensely glad we've won, but the end of a drought? Bullshit.

YES. I'm admittedly biased, as a Sox fan, but anyone who likes baseball has to enjoy watching him hit.

All I got when I got mine out was some Novocaine. I feel cheated.

I have a coworker with an e39 M5 badged as a 528. I think it's funny.

Minutemen FTW.

I 100% disagree. That interior is awesome, the wheels don't do it for me at all. I think it's that the spokes are just too flat with too large a machined face. Whatever it is I don't like them.