I know someone who wanted at least half a dozen kids. Then she got hyperemesis gravidarum and was hospitalized several times to get IV fluids and nutrients. She has one kid now, and she ain’t having no more. Shop is closed. The door is padlocked, the windows are nailed shut and the website says "Error 503 Service…

agreed, lest people recaption it “Dbague.”

If your a model or two behind you can upgrade to the 6s for less once the 7 is released.

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

It kind of drives me crazy when working from home is offered as a parental leave benefit. I understand it offers a lot of flexibility, but it doesn’t solve the main problem of child care. It’s not like you can skip day care and take care of your child all day and work your job. I mean, how could you do conference…

“I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

easy

Pshaw!

That’s some risky business right there.

I’ll bet he made her dress up like Val Kilmer and play volleyball with him and that’s the only way he could maintain an erection.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Had an amazing reminder today that most people are great and that Facebook is good for more than just cat videos (hilarious as the above one is).

The Thanksgiving my son ( who was five) felt he wasn’t getting enough attention at dinner. So after he finished eating, he came back into the dining room with his pants around his ankles laughing about his wiener.

Wrong, Oliver on the winking....

Question: Does anybody have experience taking freelance writing jobs they find through on-line job listing sites or the like? I was poking around the other day, and they look so not legit. How can you be looking for writers, but spell jobs “jobz”? That’s got to be a scam, right?

Long hair? What? Why?

Craft thread!

I can’t find the brag thread, and I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes, but I didn’t know where else to share this: I picked up my one month clean and sober keytag!

In Ontario there are programs to help rehabilitated sex offenders reintegrate. It has been very successful and makes a lot of sense when you read about it.