I stopped watching New Girl when Jess hooked up with Nick because

Oooh, I haven’t seen this bit yet. I also watch for Max Greenfield, who looks kind of like a guy I had a crush on in college.

I don’t (want to) know what they smell like but this is what they look like.

I didn’t understand “delete your account.” I thought it was more serious than it apparently is.

Ah, got it. But being kids of Republican celebrities, they didn’t get saddled with hippie-type names like Storm, Sunshine, Breadfruit* and the like? Am I getting up to speed, at long last?

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I’ll share.

They are talking about real bears and not Chicago Bears.

At least we don’t have tornadoes and hurricanes.

If you order delivery ceviche, you will die.

Don’t you just love those glaringly bad attempts at photo editing? My sister is friends on Facebook with this woman who posts a lot of running/working out photos. Her waist is definitely edited in every one, but it’s so bad, it doesn’t even look human anymore. She looks like Gumby, or one of those inflatable wavy-hand…

...Giving birth to Rush Limbaugh must be horrifying for a good many reasons.

Madonna remains thirstier than a marathoner in 100-degree weather.

Martha’s probably a secret Red.

Well said. It still amazes me to this day that Bush and Cheney managed to convince a significant portion of people that John Kerry, who was, you know, actually IN Vietnam was a traitor and coward while their draft dodging chickenhawk asses were comfortable at home. Respect to your uncle.

Worst nightmare.

Eight years ago I was accused of voting by my skin. This year I was accused of voting with my uterus. I dunno, it seems like they have a pretty good track record.

I just read some other very good news tonight on FiveThirtyEight’s liveblog:

I said this in the Gawker thread so maybe I shouldn’t repeat myself, but... I voted for Sanders in the Indiana primary, but I will not just be happy to vote for Hillary Clinton in the general, I am even more happy that my daughter, who is very interested in presidents, finally has an example of a woman who can make it…