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I VOTED GUYS! ME AND 5 SENIOR CITIZENS! IT WAS GREAT! 5 STARS.

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun

I believe that’s called divorce.

Definitely backordered; I placed my order the morning they were released, and got mine yesterday.

Oh yes. We buried a pan of water temporarily. There will be a small kiddie pool pond going in soon. We go all out.

Can we still get Women Cards? Because now I want one for each of my daughters. Brilliant!

He dismissed some of my finest work in this thread GODDAMMIT

This makes me want to cry again, it would be like the 4th time so far and I’ve only been awake for three hours.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but

“It’s predominantly women and girls, but not exclusively—men bring their daughters to meet me and say that they are supporting me because of their daughters.”

It’s right there in black and white.

Dear Bette,

I am not a lawyer but I am pretty sure that yes, you can do this, unless you are for some reason not a custodial parent. Provided you are, which would be the usual thing (you would know if you were not), the almighty Google returns many many lawyers saying it’s fine.

If you have a nephew or niece, take them there and enjoy the pizza while they play. This also works for animated movies. I like to take my nephews to the movies, but really it’s because I wanted to see Zootopia and not be the only one there with no kids.

Also pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease star this!

I totally jealous. It’s so nice you’ve found someone to have fun with!!
I’ve had zero luck lately. I had one coffee since I moved and while he was nice, I wasn’t feeling it... and just kind of ghosted on him, as much as I hate ghosting .... I don’t feel like I owe a guy I went on one coffee date with an explanation.

Bad news: I think I cracked a tooth. I do not need this right now!! I just started summer school. It is everyday so my schedule is extra tight. How did I do it you ask. My dumbass bit down on a plastic bottle lid. I recieved a sample of body wash and the cap was so tight that in a fit of stupidity I tried to use my

Hooray SNS!

wooooohoooooo Sunday Night Social party!

Not so much of a brag as an “I screwed up and it worked out”: After years of trying to be kind and understanding with my man’s moodiness and unwillingness to solve his own problems, I lost it and just called him an asshole like 6 or 8 times in the space of a 5-minute conversation. It was very movie-scripty and not my