Plus she goes over the pillow barrier.
Plus she goes over the pillow barrier.
Yesterday your Twitter timeline and Instagram feed were likely cluttered with pictures of celebrities in orange…
Very lucky to work from home, too! But at that time, I worked in an office which was basically a giant warehouse with an open floor plan (no cubicles at all) and one restroom per gender. In other words, the only place where I could pump was my car. Thank god for tinted windows. Ugh.
My thoughts with toddlers in the bed always comes back to “do you get kicked in the face often?”
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DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!
Ooo maybe we’ll get a lovely new lake where OK used to be.
The fresh wipes go in the trash, not flushed. The toilet paper well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Also in Thailand. We called it the Ass Cannon, and it is one of the four or five things I miss most about living there.
Fla-vor-ice is a poor man’s Otter Pop...
Why not? He sells garden sheds. Those are considered luxury in Oklahoma.
Had colon cancer last year. Surgery, no chemo, no radiation.
For a while there, there was that “last gasp of fertility” thing where you get two periods a month.
I love when women watch out for other women
Life without cheese is not worth living.
Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.
Hope your fingers are longer than Trump’s.
I’m just gonna leave this here:
That is so awesome and I instantly love him, and this is why. My daughter is in seventh grade and a boy looked at her one day when they were talking about comics and laughed saying girls can't be Captains. She was shocked and told him captain was a rank, and had nothing to do with being a boy, which baffled him. So…
It is worth noting that the EWG has been called out for practicing junk science.