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Plus she goes over the pillow barrier.

Very lucky to work from home, too! But at that time, I worked in an office which was basically a giant warehouse with an open floor plan (no cubicles at all) and one restroom per gender. In other words, the only place where I could pump was my car. Thank god for tinted windows. Ugh.

My thoughts with toddlers in the bed always comes back to “do you get kicked in the face often?”

@Heidi

DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Ooo maybe we’ll get a lovely new lake where OK used to be.

The fresh wipes go in the trash, not flushed. The toilet paper well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Also in Thailand. We called it the Ass Cannon, and it is one of the four or five things I miss most about living there.

Fla-vor-ice is a poor man’s Otter Pop...

Why not? He sells garden sheds. Those are considered luxury in Oklahoma.

Had colon cancer last year. Surgery, no chemo, no radiation.

For a while there, there was that “last gasp of fertility” thing where you get two periods a month.

I love when women watch out for other women

Life without cheese is not worth living.

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

Hope your fingers are longer than Trump’s.

That is so awesome and I instantly love him, and this is why. My daughter is in seventh grade and a boy looked at her one day when they were talking about comics and laughed saying girls can't be Captains. She was shocked and told him captain was a rank, and had nothing to do with being a boy, which baffled him. So

It is worth noting that the EWG has been called out for practicing junk science.