All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

FWIW: I also didn’t view sex and love as necessarily connected, and I also lost my virginity at 16. Things that I would say that every girl/woman should know:

OKAY GUYS, let’s do a few things!

Good news: So I finally booked my first international trip: Munich! I’m going the week before Christmas, so I’ll get to experience all the Christmas markets! The only downside is that I now have to answer all the “Who are you going with questions?” but I don’t care-I’m going to Germany!

Several times. Usually I kept them in a box, with a photo, and once also with a ceramic pawprint that the vet’s office was kind enough to make for me. Eventually I felt ready to let go, and disposed of them in ways I felt appropriate to each pet. One had loved the water; her ashes went into the ocean. Or you can bury…

Hey Jezzies! So, after quite a while without any more time off than a three day weekend, I’m taking a vacation with the lady friend!! I’ll be gone for three weeks, and exploring (but hopefully not Columbusing) the other side of the world.

I have absolutely no idea, but if he has a brother, send him my way.

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so?

But even without environmental abnormalities, Rio’s water has proven time and time again to be composed mostly of garbage and disease.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

I must have been in the minority because I thought the first one sucked big-time. I can’t even understand why a second one was made.

Adding orgies to the list of things you probably shouldn’t buy at a discount, like plastic surgery or sushi.

Or you could just buy it in a squeeze bottle.

I say mosquitoes are worse than bees, unless one is deathly allergic to bee stings. Mosquitoes are practically invisible and as soon as it gets warm, they are everywhere. Go outside with some skin exposed and you might as well just jump into a poison ivy thicket.

I’ve mentioned her before, but one of my wife’s 3 living relatives is a retired nun. She lives in an assisted living facility in New Jersey now, and she is absolutely LIVID about all this birth control nonsense. Like, she acknowledges that it’s a component of the Catholic faith, but cannot figure out “What gives a…

Only surprised no one had a gun.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

I try not to drink hard liquor much anymore, but I do feel a little spoiled with mango or strawberries tossed into prosecco. It makes me feel so delightful.

Had a maaaajor fight with my husband this week. This happens every once in a while, I think because we aren’t around each other all the time. Stuff builds up. During the course of the argument it suddenly dawned on me that he’s depressed and I was too wrapped up in my own garbage to notice. Then I felt like shitty…

From walking outside to shit to posting shit on social media. Quite the advancement during her lifetime.