Should have used autokorrect.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

I found this very moving.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.

Hey Jezzies! I just want to take a moment during this time of uncertainty to thank all of you for being really awesome people. Even though I have my issues with the management of this site, and sometimes I have serious disagreements with the articles, you fellow women, men, genderqueer individuals, and everything in…

Congratulations! I’m sorry that my brain automatically sang ‘ice ice booby’ but I’m not actually that sorry.

So... We have the same brain!?!?

I peed on a stick this week and it came out positive. I’m so excited. My husband and I have been trying for a few months but thanks to the stress of my mom wandering and getting lost for 5 hours at a time, it hasn’t worked. Until now.

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

no advice on the marriage front, but I am in awe of your awesome mom skills. one day your kids are going to realize that you literally BRUSHED TURDS for them and they are going to be like “wow my mom really loves me.” sometimes I realize the crazy shit my parents have done for me and it makes me feel warm and happy…

I’m sure the right wingers will chime in with their logical observations.....

it’s cold in Michigan.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

And perhaps this is what they’re seeing— the Huffington Post has posted an article comparing Trump’s tactics with gaslighting, a well-known and often-used psychological abuse trick. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-t…

only half??? only half?? whats wrong with rest of you people???

The man has no respect for women. Let's be honest, he has no respect for anyone. I don't know if he even respects his supporters.

Even Donald Trump’s daughter is involved in the family business. Reevaluate yourself when Donald Trump has better views of women than you.

No, this is really good advice. If a salesperson works with you, analyzes your stride, provides you with a half-dozen options, goes back to check if it’s in a slightly bigger size or a different color and finds a shoe you like, going on to Amazon to save $15 is a dick move. Don’t be a dick.

Oh, my god, can you imagine the collective conniption fit of the Republicans in Congress if President Hillary Clinton nominated Former President Barak Obama for the Supreme Court? Holy shit.

I feel like Obama must kind of feel the way I feel when I try to get my kids to eat anything. “Okay guys, here. I know you like this. It’s bland, inoffensive, yet substantive and you have definitely eaten something like this before. Now chew and swallow. GODDAMNIT WHY ARE YOU SAYING NO!?!?! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO BE…