Snacky - the reference is from these two Jersey Shore meatheads having a tumultuous relationship and would periodically break up only to instantly reconcile. At one point she was so mad she was done done.

Does it pass the Bechdeli Test?

My favorite story I’m not allowed to tell:

Adults who go to Disney without kids are the real weirdos.

Combine simultaneous phone-urinal use and dad-level (I’m assuming) touchscreen skills and you’re going to end up accidentally tweeting a mid-stream dick pic. Tread lightly, Magary.

He was obviously consumed by a water dingo.

I want to polish them really bad.

Heh, nice question from Cher. Personally, I loved Bernie Sanders thanking Emanuel for not backing him, because he wouldn’t want the endorsement of someone that shuttered public schools and put teachers out of work.

@Coco

Pro tip: find out the cleaning code for your furniture ahead. If your couch or armchair have an “S” for a code, never let the dog(or probably anyone) in the room, or sell it out right. Dry clean only furniture can never be properly cleaned of urine, feces or vomit. For urine I hardily recommend UrineOff, it is like…

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Mind over anus.

All in the line of doodie.

Is anyone else surprised he managed to hold it long enough to be put in the car after being tased? You’d think your body would freak out and you know...release anything it was holding right after getting shocked.

Tender Steakhouse at Luxor in Vegas. It was a Lobster Bisque w/ Cognac that made me make happy mouth noises every time I took a spoonful. I know the steak to follow was delicious...but that damned bisque was pure magic & what I remember still...

Here’s your eyebrow plucking guide.

A quilt! It’s taking the better part of a year, though =( This baby will be able to personally thank me by the time it’s finished.

Not so wreckless this time

Those aren’t even skits. That’s just how she talks.