There was a whole pre-amble because she was embarrassed and thought I would think it sounded really lame and I was just like... YES! That is my dream weekend! (Except the Four Seasons and no kids, but pretty close...)

What I’ve come to refer to as the “Great Vegetable Gravy Incident of 2010" in which I was finding plum tomato spatter in weird places for a solid 3 months afterward.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t want to read any more books based on The Holocaust. Sarah’s Key, The Lampshade, The Book Thief, Number the Stars, All the Light We Cannot See...

You know, I am kind of okay with white men taking the rap for this. Honestly if white dudes corner the villain/colossal douchebag roles in Hollywood, I might forgive them that, as long as they don’t win too many awards for it.

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

I live in Indiana. In 1971 I had to fly to NYC to get an abortion. New York and one other state were the only two places in the country where it was legal.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

This all happened in my neighborhood and started before my child could be vaccinated. Fuck all of these people who show up on the playground with kids with runny noses and rashes and proudly tell everyone their kids are unvaccinated and “building their immune systems.”

And of course, their daughter Pulda

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

Bobby Kotb has nice ring to it. I doubt she’d go for Hoda Finger.

It’s adjacent to the breakfast nook(ie!)

Am I a bad person for being a bit schadenfreude-y about Chipotle, now that their “GMO free organic grass fed” lettuce or whatever is giving people E. Coli? I mean, there’s no evidence that this specific outbreak was caused by that, but in general it seems as though the company is more interested in appearing “green”…

Cheese would never do that to me.

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

You’re fine. Don’t worry. My wife and I waited until we were in our 30s as well, and so far so good.

My kids HATE mashed potatoes. And baked potatoes. They like fries and potato chips, but they will happily eat broccoli or cauliflower over mashed potatoes. I don’t get it.