Not every child in the history of mankind born before, say, 1990 was a fat, dumb, fetal alcoholic tainted with lead and destined to a life of asthma and low expectations.

Do I understand that new parents, mothers especially, want to avoid as much risk as possible? Of course. In that case, they shouldn’t get in cars,…

That’s almost exactly what my wife and I decided last night. A foundation for relatives and friends, a Super Pac for politicians we like, and several millions to Planned Parenthood because fuck conservatives.

I heard this was their next one.

My dad is a limo driver in Baltimore and Jaime lee was here for some reason. Papa Billiam mentioned his wife was a huge JLC fan and she said, “well call her up.”

Huzzah for the parents.

‘Retired’ Michael Caine: “Regarding “Jaws: The Revenge,” he once wrote, “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

I have a friend who fosters emergency and short-term for babies and toddlers. She is single and works full-time, but somehow she does it and does an amazing job of it too. I think it’s something that if you’re really interested in and feel strongly about, you can fit it all in. And she makes such a difference to these…

Depends where you live. I grew up outside of philly and my mom was a home care nurse wit kinda flexible hours. My parents and her best friend became foster parents. My family only did 2 and both returned to their parents later after recovery and treatment for alcohol and drug issues but have stayed in touch. My mom’s…

Maybe adoption then? I’m so sorry for your loss. All I can say is if you loved being a mother maybe you are meant to be one just get there a different way. All my love to you.

When my son was around two-ish months old, he had a diaper rash that went full body. It even stymied the doctors, yet I still felt so awful about it since I couldn’t seem to make it better. After a couple weeks (!!!), we figured out he was allergic to lanolin. You know what’s in most diaper rash creams? Lanolin.

My husband found a deal and bought the second half of Season 7 off of Amazon. We caved after watching the entire series on Netflix and didn’t ant to wait until they bought the last part of the show.

psh, yeah, living closer to my in-laws would do that. My mother is very un-mother/grandmother like, and anti-doing more than she has to. I kind of get it, I suffer from depression and fatigue like she does, but it still hurts my feelings sometimes. She wouldn’t even take my (very easy) dogs for a weekend.

Encouraging absentee ballots is super smart, (because it just makes voting easier, less excuses not too).

(Note all driver license places should encourage registering to vote at each visit)

When taking you out of the grays is not a compliment, but rather putting your idiocy and indecency on blast. That photo will never have humor attached to it, no matter how hard you strain. EVER.

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

“Nothing is more important than the safety of our kids.”

I love me a happy bebeh! He's precious.

YUM! His legs are nearly at the nibbling stage. (I am not a weirdo. For some reason, mothers always talk about nibbling their babies.)