The spokesman from Virgin America is full of shit. The airlines have totally been padding their flight times and there’s no denying it. I have a family member who flies for one of the major airlines, and he openly admits to this. The pilots are evaluated for their on-time performance, but he rarely worries about it…

The rules:

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

Aaawwww.

I got nuthin’ cause I’m a humbug, but I’m here for the stories.

I wish I could give you that choice, but I don’t make the rules.

If you had to listen to Britney Spears, Nsync, Spice girls, or 98 degrees songs and ONLY them for the rest of your life (you could never hear another song. Even every movie you saw would be a special version with their music dubbed in just for you) Which would you pick?

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

You have to understand they have no idea how to be more specific. How many of these have you had? Once that say my internet doesn’t work, you ask them if they know how to open a command window and walk them through it if they don’t. From listing the ipconfig you go through the rest of the basic troubleshooting with…

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Or just being down with the idea of gambling my entire financial future on another person who could leave/die/get fired at any time and leave me with out of date skills and no references.

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…

THIS is the only tweet worth sharing today.

One boob is bigger than her entire baby.

You know I remember a time when Congress actually worked with the White House and compromised, no matter who held the majority. It’s these fuckwit tea partiers who think burning down the country rather than compromising is good governing.

And they were just fine, correct? A herpes diagnoses doesn’t always mean that one has to have a C-section.

I had a tasting menu meal in Rome, and the pace was so much more conducive to eating everything. The few times I’ve had the $$ to do it here, it’s like the table can’t be empty for a minute, whereas in Italy, there was a little time to order more wine, talk a bit about what we just ate, and digest. I think it took…

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Per Billy Eichner’s tweet; to everyone who utters the cop-out “There’s no difference between Democrats and Republicans, so why bother?”. Just look at the GOP candidates responses “We’re praying”. The Democrats say “let’s fucking do something!”

Didn’t work for us. Our kids stared at us for seven hours wondering what the hell was going on. When we got to Colorado, our children were replaced with demons.