I will speak only for myself.

It’s because parenting culture is fucking INSANE nowadays. Children are expected to be the center of your world as a parent, but the average family doesn’t have time for that. Nowadays, kids have to be supervised all the time until they’re in high school. They have to be on the soccer team and take piano lessons in…

I dunno man, I regularly stay 30+ min ”late” (I’m salary so there’s really no such thing), but even still, I always arrive early to work. I just cant imagine strolling in several minutes late and then having the gall to be angry that they noticed. It’s just super-unprofessional in my book.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Good news! California doesn’t grow any hogs (that’s all over in Iowa and the Carolinas) so the bacon is perfectly safe.

No one is winning right now. They’re just campaigning. I’m a Bernie fan and will vote for him in the primary. I hope I’ll get to vote for him in the general election. But if Hillary does win the primary, for the sake of all that is decent in this country, we need to support her. There is not one single republican…

Well, we could increase supply by increasing deceased donations. I would 100% support making organ donation an opt out instead of an opt in system which has been shown to increase donation.

Actually the easiest way to improve the wait list situation is to make organ donation mandatory upon death. People who don’t want to be donors for religious reasons would have the right to opt out of the system but the onus would be on them.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

I really hope this isn’t true. I can’t stomach another story about some way way older dude banging some real hot young chick again.

Don’t have sex on a plane!

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

Congrats! You have access to the biggest, best air lavatories out there, plus you don’t give a fuck...so go get one!

“What’s more, these Mile High Club members are mostly men.”

Fuckface Von Clownstick

I’m hugging you, but I’m hitting you! So you know, no homo!

Hehe, it’s funny because thats how my wife and I do.

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

There are men that reserve oral for relationships. What the fuck?